Folks, at my super schwankster everyone-has-an-advanced-degree place of employ, there has recently been a certain unfortunate loss of decorum. Someone (perhaps not an employee) committed the disgusting offense of answering her cellphone in the ladies restroom. The nerve! Answering the phone from the toilet in a public setting is gauche. Don't even try to deny it: it's gauche. Gauche means "left" in French.
Zeus has been angered and is pelting Central Texas with lightning bolts.
Posted by Zerd at May 4, 2006 11:16 PM