Last Sunday's fundraiser was indeed one of the most superior parties I have ever attended. Armed with my old vacuum and three dozen corporate cookies, I entered prepared to be entertained, and I was. The part where Christina sacrificed her long hair for Locks of Love and the festy was indeed painful. Her face scrunched up and her eyes turned red--I felt sad and scared for her, but her new shorter 'do is very becoming so it all worked out. I did not lose control of my bodily functions during the Journey cover band.
I bailed out of work early today for the mega funzies that are getting a chest x-ray (there is pudding in my lungs) and finalizing my wedding invite order. The dude tried to sell me inferior envelopes for $60 but I got superior envelopes for half that, in blinding bright yellow! Yay! I ordered from online envelope dealer Action Envelope. Indeed, the envelope is the most active stationery product. Yay again!
Tomorrow marks eight long, eventful years since my momentous graduation from the lady college, and eight years since I had to listen to gag-me Lady Dole barf out an ersatz commencement speech. And eight years since I lived in love and squalor in the most beautiful place on earth. I'll never quite get over all that...
Posted by Zerd at May 16, 2006 10:37 PM