I bet you're wondering, "how can I save around $600 a year on my car insurance?" Well, in the US of A, the answer to that question is GET MARRIED! That's all it takes. A ring on your finger means you are a safer driver! And therefore, insurance companies bust their nuts to save you $$$!
This is one of those "marriage benefits" those sneaky homos are trying to get their hands on, yes?
I called up my insurer, since my bill is due anyway, and told them I was getting married, lets merge the two cars, because there is that "two car or more discount" they talk about. Well...that is a substantial discount!
I was paying around $800 a year for insurance!
Bob was paying around $1100 year for insurance!
Now that we are one person in the eyes of the law, we TOGETHER are paying... $1100 a year for car insurance!
It's like I've just stopped existing. $800! That's a hell of a lot of burritos!
Folks, the tax man, the law man, the preacher man, and The Man all want you to GIT MARRIED! Cash incentives! Buy now!
Posted by Zerd at July 27, 2006 11:14 PM