The engraver dude muffed up on Bob's ring. It looks like it says the opposite of what I wanted. Instead of MO LOVES BORPE, which is the requested phrase under 35 characters, it says NO LOVE BORPE! Uh... The M looks like an N on "MO." And there's no S on the LOVES.
Uh...
I assured Bob that my true sentiment is not NO LOVE BORPE, but in fact MO LOVES BORPE, which I do, but apparently the jeweler thinks otherwise. Or he did a shitty job.
Feh.