I just returned from the annual Xmas Pron show, hosted by local celeb (and Jewish person) Jerm P. I don't know why I dig Ron Jeremy so much. He came to Austin to promote his documentary back in '01 and I stood in line to see the guy. I didn't get an autograph, but he did come out and talk about "fuck films" and ennumerate the ladies he's had on-camera relations with. Indeed, my favorite part of the show was Ron J. beating off in a Santa suit. I'm a sicko.
Inspired by the recent NYTimes article about pancakes, my friend Nadine invited a bunch of ladies over this morning to consume pancakes. She did not use the Times article, but one from Cook's Illustrated that involved separating the egg and beating the whites to foamy peaks and then mixing the foamy peaks with melted butter. And then frying the pancake itself in vegetable oil. As you can imagine, the 'cakes were rich and fluffy and oh-so-buttery.
I have resumed noveling.
Some people are getting gifts in January and that's just how it's gonna be.
I am waiting to make my donations until the new year for bogus tax reasons.