Through the gossip mill this evening, I learned that one of the Geegsters did something that, by fucking Echo Park standards, would get a bitch killed but since we are all college-educated white girls from nice, nonviolent families, we will overlook it and life will go on. So I started thinking about how maybe the Geegsters need to roll more like an East LA girl gang, with tattoos and signs and jumpings in and shit, and then I wrote this to the troupe:
I heard one of you pendejas was getting loca and dropping the flag trying to pull a 211 on GGG, telling some bangers that they should rumble at the Hideout on Saturday instead of coming down and respecting your mijas at Coldtowne. I don't think las mijas verdad should be rolling like that, do you? Just because some pimp daddy is gonna be messing with hos and shit at the Hideout doesn't mean you gotta talk trash about the Girls. Bitches get killed for that shit, don't be loca. Why you not putting up for nuestra familia?
Dang, girl, you gonna get jumped!!!
GGG POR VIDA!!
(we just turned into an east LA girl gang, by the way)
I'm quite proud of my semi-mastery of gang argot, even if some loca would beat the shit out of me for writing that.
Bob just informed me that "the melt" of an animal is its spleen. Now you've learned something today besides me being a fake-ass gang banger.
Posted by Zerd at January 5, 2007 12:10 AM