I know we stood in front of a bunch of people at Merc Hall back in August and said things to each other, and then ate not enough barbecue and then your uncle almost killed me with his lethal polka moves, but I just want to add to my vows:
1) That in the event that our profound and amazing love and mutual respect should come to an end, I will not use the internet as a tool of revenge, for what happens in our relationship is between us and not for the consumption of schadenfreude-craving sadsack internet gawkers desperate to get off on negative shit. Though we run the risk of growing apart, I hope that we can remain friends and if we are not meant to be together forever, I am prepared to try to cope and move on in a mature way.
1a) That said, please do not leave me for another woman. That would hurt.
2) I love nothing more than looking at the back of your head in bed when I wake up in the morning. You have the sexiest back-of-head of any man I've ever met.
3) You can put your butt on me anytime.
4) You are the happiest thing in my life, and I do not doubt for one second that your love for me is anything but sincere.
I love you, Bob!
Posted by Zerd at January 22, 2007 11:19 PM