January 23, 2007

this week in the NYTimes

"Reclaimed or antique, a stump can be used as an end table."

Yes, the Old Gray Lady is encouraging its readership to use a tree stump as chic home furnishings. You can expect to pay up to $5000 for a chic stump! Why bother going to the woods and finding a naturally-occuring stump when tony Soho boutiques are available to hook you right up. With a stump.

Fuck stumps. (I am not referring to amputee pornography, either.)

Posted by Zerd at January 23, 2007 10:18 PM
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