I keep reminding myself, "would they have chosen a short story about a man masturbating at the bottom of a pool whose intestines get stuck to the pool pump who has to decide between dying of autoerotic asphyxiation or chewing through his rectum? Because that story got published."
It's called "Guts" and it's by Chuck Palahniuk, the man who brought us the first and second rules of Fight Club.
Posted by Zerd at January 30, 2007 12:25 PM