Another Oscar season came and went and Mo here barely blinked an eye. Movies, you say? Rarely do I venture out to see movies, and if I do, they had better be some pretentious arty shit with handheld camera work and some ugly vagrant-ass looking dude's uncircumcised penis representing something about society. Okay, I saw Borat, and I hear our spiritual boyfriend Al Gore got an award for riding that cherrypicker thing in An Inconvenient Truth.
If you frequently see movies, I am not like you.
I also never watch television shows. I've got better things to do than watch that network retardation or pay for cable! Actually, we're getting cable this summer for my recovery enjoyment. If I'm going to be bound to a chair for 2-3 months, I might as well whoop it up with I Love New York or similar shite. Though I am not supposed to laugh during that time, lest I cause myself excruciating pain.
If you frequently watch TV, I am not like you.
I worry that I am not friendly. I feel socially disconnected from everyone except Bob and the Geegsters. I am a bad networker, and as such, I am usually overlooked for non-Geegster improv shows. Unless I get into one and then quit because I need all my time to be stressed about getting popped open and because I can't divine my musical past without mentioning a certain architectural tool. That's terribly winning of me, yes? I am a good improviser and a nice person, though not necessarily in that order.
If you are friendly and a mad flesh-presser, than I am not like you.
If you like architectural tools, Sebadoh, and the mid-nineties, then you are like me.
I really love my puppets. They are an extention of my and Bob's creative selves. They make me happy.
If you do not like my puppets, then I cordially invite you to sod off hard.
Posted by Zerd at February 27, 2007 10:52 PMin case its not obvious, i have gotten addicted to reading your blog.
Posted by: andrea at February 28, 2007 12:23 PMI like you. I am not like you in some ways. But I like you.
XO So there.