I thought that I would be able to write this entry sooner, like years ago. Like, before blogs, before the Internet even. But life is what it is, and although I find this news to be much too late, it is also a bit hasty, but here it goes:
MY MOTHER IS FINALLY LEAVING MY STEPDAD!
Let the rafters rise and shake! Let every fat girl in Southern California have an extra large scoop on me! Get me a gospel choir so we can celebrate this with the voice of the LORD!!!
She has just made an offer on a house in northern S. D. county, not too far from a beach an a ritzy mall. I hope that the sale will close swiftly and that we can work in my mother's move before I go in for the chop-socky.
Once, she was lost, but now she is found. She was blind, but now she can see!
Stepdad is reportedly peeved at the developments, but the douche had 16.5 years to act like a man and he failed, so he can rot to death in the 'Juana while the rest of the fam can live it up in a beautiful house near the beach!
YAY!
On an unrelated note, my annual consumption of Manischewitz Kosha-la-paysock cake mixes has begun. The yellow cake is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo delish. I am going to try to find the brownies tomorrow.
Posted by Zerd at March 18, 2007 07:41 PMmazel tov!
Posted by: swilkes at March 19, 2007 01:04 AM