May 21, 2007

ugly in paradise

The Am. Airlines gates at Bradley are in the old concourse. The new concourse contains Southwest. When I came out here last September, I was greeted to a surprisingly modern and well-designed airport--not the stark Yankee grayness I remembered from my student days. I guess the State of Conn is fixin' to renovate over here, because this old section of the airport hasn't changed. It's deeeepressing. Fortunately, there is free wi-fi. We most definitely deserve it.

Today as I was taking my final walk through Noho, I spied not only Jacqui S. bursting out of the door to Fresh Pasta Co, but also the same T&T delivery guy who brought me my chee-ken brah-lee BITD. This is also the same guy implicated in the Albright Tittie Singers incident of 1997, wherein the ladies of our next-door rival house thought they could demonstrate their superiority by standing on the street in front of our house topless, yelling and singing songs at the women of Big B. The Albright/Baldwin rivalry was always mind-bogglingly lame, and when we became upperclassladies, we all but abandoned it, even deigning to watch tv shows in their living room if our set was otherwise occupied. While my ladies and I could care less about viewing the breasts of our rivals, T&T Guy had the great fortune of making a delivery run at the exact moment that twenty or so young women were exposing their ta-tas for all of Bedford Terrace to see.

T&T Guy stopped his car in the middle of the street and poked his head out the window and brazenly feasted his eyes on all the titties. Now, the street is on a rather steep hill, so periodically, his foot would slip off the break, causing his car to roll backwards. The rollback would jar him from his boob viewing and he would pull forward and stop again. And then roll back. And then pull forward. Someone's chee-ken brah-lee was delivered cold, I'm sure.

A decade later, he looks exactly the same, although his old delivery Corolla has been replaced by a newer Dodge Neon, but with the same little T&T sign on top. I hope his days of food delivery are filled with many more barebreasted ladies.

Posted by Zerd at May 21, 2007 02:52 PM
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