Le maudit Mo D.

you should cherish your boring days

I hate LA.
Surgery scares me. A lot.
I cried over a chicken mozzerella panini.
In Westwood.

I shouldn't have asked the Dr. for the gruesome details.
Popsicle stick tittie shot.
Waterbed chest for two months.
Imagine a heart beating inside a waterbed.
Waves. Gloosh.

I hate LA.
City of a thousand stupid bitches driving while talking on the phone.
Saw one with a Smith sticker on her car.
LA makes Smith bitches dumb.

Where my mom lives
Everything costs a dollar more
than Austin
$9 tampons
Bite me, California

(I should say that my mom's new house is really super sweet and is really big and has a nice yard and wood floors and is in walking distance of an independent bookstore!)

Scared scary stupid ow chest hurt scary hospital poop.

Posted by Zerd at May 31, 2007 11:08 PM