June 14, 2007
mean glitter
I'm sure that some Brown U. semiotics major has already thesised about MySpace glitter as communicative tool. All those years of academic awards and time spent in swanky classrooms has naturally caused me to look my big Armo nose down on glitter as a way for badly-educated netizens to express themselves. But some of them are just brilliant in their bizarreness and cruelty and deserve my lofty-assed appreciation. Take for instance this:
Ooh! Burn! But do people really mean that when they apply this sparkly diss to someone's MySpace page?
Yeah! Take it out on the birds!
Kiss what? Your ass? Hell no! You forgot the comma! GGG should get shirts like this made.
Engineers everywhere, take heed!
YEAH! Let's get a sparkly blue dick on that guy!
This one cracks me up. Since when is Dooney and Bourke ghetto? My mom had a D&B purse back in the '80s. This is like L.L. Bean getting all blinged up.
This is my favorite one. A woman bending over, combined with the term "badonkadonk," a word I learned during a McNichol & May show, is really a great way to express sexual vivacity and a commitment to southern pride!
GGG's gotta get something made up like this. We've waited too long already.
Posted by Zerd at June 14, 2007 10:01 AM