Le maudit Mo D.

mobot week in review

A year later, I am finding amusement in my odds-n-sods wedding photos. What's up with that one? We're like a couple of robots kissing. I admit, that was a stressful day and Bob and I look exhausted in a lot of the pics (I have cry-eyes in most of them). But Bob looks like he's trying to suck Kool-aid out of my mouth or something. Strange shot!

At any rate, 14 months post-nup, the Bobster and I are still happy as a couple of drunk clams, so whatever was doing in my head on 08.13.06 isn't indicative of the big picture, which is MARRIAGE, which is super sweet. This week Bob confounded the crap out me with the news that an Alabama pastor died from a weird type of autoerotic asphyxiation.

I still can't wrap my mind around how one achieves orgasm (or whatever) by putting on two wetsuits and a dildo up one's ass. Bob digs it whenever a Republican senator or Christian dude gets caught getting faggy or practicing an elaborate, confusing, and in this case, fatal type of masturbation. The internets provide plenty of fodder for lefty schadenfreude! I still don't get how wetsuits, dildo-up-the-bum, and hogtying yourself is in any way pleasurable. It sounds painful and weird, and from a mechanical standpoint, impractical. If he had an erection, there would be no place for it to go. It would end up swollen and look like Central Market Hot Italian Sausage trapped beneath the plastic wrap and the styrofoam tray. Why G-d commanded this man to eschew the classic pants-down up-and-down tried-and-true pathway to ejaculation is beyond me, and I guess we'll never know the answer to the question, "what the fuh?"

How about and XTREME CAKE CLOSEUP!?!?

That was a delicious cake. Blue frosting. Tres leches insides. If you're in Austin and you want to try delicious cake from the woman who made my wedding cake (though this time it will be pink outside, strawberries-and-cream insides) you should attend the Geegster 5th Anniversary Show next Friday night at 10pm at The Hideout! A few of our out-of-town members are coming back for this. And there will be cake. So you should attend. There, it's settled. I will see you there.

Posted by Zerd at October 12, 2007 07:52 PM