I agree with Dyna--this whole business of "sexy _____" Halloween costumes is absurd. Are Americans so convinced of their utter lack of inherent sexiness that they must wait until Halloween to proclaim themselves such? Is human sexuality so taboo and creepy and only the rightful province of silicone freaks like Pamela Anderson-Sex Tape Guy that we have to resort to being "sexy butterfly" or "sexy beer wench" just to claim our right to our own sexuality.
D has offered to draw the world's most unsexy thing with sexy legs on it (like the old cigarette ads of yore). I am sure that the end result will be hilarious.
My list:
Sexy Dictionary
Sexy Bottle of Bleach
Sexy Gallstone
Sexy Monogrammed Towel Set
Sexy Crock Pot
Sexy Dental Floss
TOMORROW marks Day #1 of NaBloPoMo, which requires me to post every day for a month. Some topics to be covered: improv, art, artists, other shit, and etc. Thank you for your continued support.
Posted by Zerd at October 31, 2007 09:20 PMLj user oya_yansa and I were in B*st*n C*st*m* lo these many years ago, flipping through their catalog of costumes. There, right next to "Lobster" was "Sexy Lobster."
But it wasn't a rock...!
Posted by: thoroughbass at October 31, 2007 11:22 PM