Hey hey hey hey
ho ho ho ho
turkey turkey turkey turkey
leg leg leg leg
FEED YO FACE, HO!
FEED YO FACE!
Stuffing stuffing stuffing stuffing
REPEAT
REPEAT
Oily napkin!
I got an OILY NAPKIN!
Be thankful motherfucker
'Cause you got an oily napkin!
Pumpkin pie!
Let me hear you say
Pumpkin pie!
Did you mama whip that cream, bitch?
SERVING SPOON!
YEAH!
Tongs tongs tongs tongs
Tongs in all the food
Don't be rude
Use the tongs
Use the motherfuckin' TONGS.
Gravy!
Gravy!
Gravy gravy gravy gravy
Made of fucking meat!
Turkey leg!
Turkey leg!
Turkey ass and
Turkey leg!
Put it in yo mouth
It'll come out from down south!
Constipation
round the nation
Cause you ate too damn much meat,
BITCH
Dulcolax
In yo cracks
Better do right by your seat
Bootylicious
Do the dishes
Green beans gotta be nutritious
Fall asleep
On the couch
Looking like a fucking slouch
TURKEY LEG!
TURKEY LEG!
Let me sit up on your lap
Gonna have a heart attack
Pumpkin Pie
Pumpkin Pie
What a fucked-up way to die!
TURKEY PIE
PUMPKIN LEG
SHIT IS MIXED UP.
REPEAT
Microwave
Misbehave
Let me crawl up in your cave
Sure beats trying to relax
Which you can't, thanks, Dulcolax!
Smooth move
Mood improve
Check out all the shit I chewed
Turkey leg
Wrap it up
I'm a real thanksgiving slut
I give thanks
Yes I do
Fucking Pilgrims don't like you
I'm your boy
Iroquois
Small-pox blankets ain't a toy
Genocide
Pimp my ride
All the Indians who died
Don't get to eat a turkey leg
From the white man they did beg
PLASTIC TUB OF MASHED POTATOES
FUCK YOU TO ALL THE HATERS!
I am gonna eat some food
Then I'll give thanks to the dudes
and the ladies
and the ladies
and the ladies
REPEAT!