MOM: You'll never guess what [my mom's friend] Marie told me!
MO: What?
MOM: At her church, during the sermon, the pastor said, "Get the children out!" And then after the kids got out, he gave this long schpiel about how the desire for sex was destructive and consuming. And THEN told the entire congregation that there was a farm in Mexico where you can pay to have sex with any animal you want!
MO: And then he said, "The church van will leave soon, I have dibs on the pony?"
I'm mounting my giant armored polar bear as we speak.
Posted by: Marc at December 5, 2007 07:01 PM