I've been invited to contribute one line to the Smith 2008 Reunion Brochure on "Why I'll be at reunion." It has to be reasonably upbeat, peppy, positive, and somewhat sincere, though as I recall, sincerity was never much of a priority chez Ladycollege.
There are a lot of reasons I'll be at reunion, but I have to think hard since my name will be right next to the quote, so it can't be like this:
"I'll be at reunion because I love seeing all those old lady alums lined up, looking so proud, wearing plastic rain bonnets! CUTE!"
"Because those bitches fucking piss me off, and the only way to reconcile that is to get drunk and sing Karaoke with them at Vets."
"I am a sucker for Northampton in spring. So pretty, so damp."
"Reunion is the only time in my post-collegiate life that I get to sleep in a shitty bed in a Smith house and have tofu sausage scramble hot and ready for me when I get up."
"Cunts are sluts, dawg, and you gotta roll wit it."
"Magic Hat #9, chee-ken brah-lee from T&T, and a shit-ton of BDOCs who have abandoned their faith in poon and are now married to men!"
"Smith owes me a good time after making me suffer through six hours of fucking NCBI."
Any ideas?
Posted by Zerd at January 3, 2008 05:09 PMI like the Magic Hat one, but I'd say,
"remember the past now before we forget the future. Smith ladies unite for Peace!"