I'm currently experiencing menstrual distress. I've actually been dizzy and sleepy and have done shit with my day, save for eat a bowl of "Rice Dumpster" (Bob hates Zen and calls it Rice Dumpster) and experience the joy of being married to a funny dude like Bob. He performs cramp-easing personal dances for me and for that I am eternally grateful. That man can make me laugh like nobody's business. He's also easy on the eyes.
The Geegsters had two successful shows at Fronterafest these last two nights. Friday's show was "Bachelorette Party," in which Kacey played the bride who had recently slept with her fiance's best friend. Shana and Aden got into a fistfight, and in the end, love triumphed. The second show was "Chili Cook-off." Andrea and Kacey tried to class up the Nacogdoches Chili Fest with some traditional snootiness; Mads and I were down-home hicks with a dream of winning the chili fest; Shana busted out of jail during an amazing song. We won the chili fest, Ma and the Bean Delivery Man (Aden) started to get busy just as Shana appeared. Shana and Aden got into their second fistfight of F-fest! In the end, we learned that good chili has three ingredients: meat, beans, and love.
At one point, I mentioned I was obese and then pulled a dog out from under my enormous skin folds.
Gross.
Posted by Zerd at January 27, 2008 03:20 PM