January 31, 2008

I love you, Bill

Word to the media: SHUT THE FUCK UP. All this chatter about how Bill Clinton, Silver Fox Extraordinaire, the best thing that ever happened to modern American politics, and enjoyer of blow-jobs, is damaging Hill's bid for the presidency is such a crock of shit. Co-presidency? BRING IT ON! Though I'm pretty certain that Obama will get the nomination, the thought of Billy C. gracing the television alongside his lovely wife is an exciting prospect indeed. Anyone who says otherwise is just a hater. A HATER, I say. Hell, give Chelsea a cabinet position while they're at it.

Also, happy 85th birthday, Behemoth, though you are not here to enjoy it in classic cantankerous style! And happy birthday Mrs. Behemoth, too.

It's also the 1st death-aversary of Molly Ivins, who I vastly prefer to Behemoth, even though the old coot gets more Maudit ink.

Posted by Zerd at January 31, 2008 01:59 PM
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