February 04, 2008

i am not a fan of blue oyster cult

Here is a survey copied from my sis-in-law Juli's website.

1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship?
1.) Yes. Married to Juli's oldest brother. I've been shacked up with this dude for almost four years.

1.)Q. Can you cook?
1.) Sort of.

2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.) To write and publish a novel. I'm on it!

3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.) Charisma and personal magnetism.

4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.) Soy chai latte.

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.) Spinach.

6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.) Sleep Towards Heaven by A.E. Ward

7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you?
7.) Pisces.

8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.) Not a one. Not even ears.

9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.) Wasteful web surfing.

10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.) Yes, Juli. You're family, after all.

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.) Badminton or rowing.

12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.) Negative.

13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.) Call 911 and try to get us out.

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.) Friendship shitstorms.

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you.
15.) I have several skeletal deformities. One is endearing, one isn't.

16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
16.) Animals are for eating, not loving.

17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.) That would be totally fine, Juli, because you're family. Do it!

18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.) "Yay! Bob's little sis!"

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.) Clowns are icky and gross. Gacy!

20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
20.) I wonder if I should have gotten that schnozoplasty after all.

21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.) Crime partner. I like to fuck shit up.

22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.) Green

23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
23.) Nope

24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
24.) Draft

25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
25.) Kitchen remodel

26.)Q. Would you date me?
26.) I think Bob would have a huge problem with that.

27.)Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?
27.) Coffeehouses in general

28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.) Sort of

29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.) Social activities?

30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.) Fuck yes

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.) Poor driving etiquette

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.) Oblong

33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33.) Well, sis, being over the hump in terms of marriage, I MISS romance. But what you find on the other side is mostly better though not as immediately thrilling.

34.)Q. If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?
34.) Didn't we do that in Barcelona?

35)Q. Do you believe in God?
35.) Really, truly? No. I don't and I won't.

36.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same
36.) Sure. Here you go.

Posted by Zerd at February 4, 2008 12:41 AM
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