Today is a great day for horny, self-loving Texans. The infamous Dildo Law has been repealed! Until yesterday, the sale of "obscene devices" (dildoes, vibes, the Jeff Stryker) was illegal here in the Lone Star State. Local fuck shops like Forbidden Fruit were forced to market their silicone dongs as "educational devices" and make their customers sign a meaningless form saying that they were purchasing their item for educational purposes only, and that you had no intention of sticking it in or near your cooch. The stupidity and, oh yeah, unconstitutionality, of this law was finally recognized. It's really a shame that we don't have Molly Ivins to offer a priceless bon mot on this.
I know what I want for Valentine's Day!
Posted by Zerd at February 14, 2008 12:06 PM