Wow, what a fucking balls day, and it's only three.
Bob and I have been planning to buy him a used Honda Element for a few weeks. Elements are the boxy cargomobile crossover SUV made by Honda. We like them and it will allow Bob to haul shit around and we can sleep in it in case we have to run from Johnny Law. There was a red one (red being my fave color for this model of car) on the lot of Last Tejas Honda right by our house for like THREE MONTHS. We test drove it and everything was peachy, though we did want to go look elsewhere for one with a sunhole or other fine options.
So we finally come to a decision to buy the red one. I walk down to Last Tejas only to notice the red Element not in its regular spot. Oh, crap! So I walk in to the little building there only to discover that IT HAD BEEN SOLD NOT HALF AN HOUR EARLIER. The guy had JUST driven it off the lot.
How's that for horseshit luck.
Then the Honda guy tells me that the guy didn't even want a red one.
Ugh.
So I walk over to Thunderbird to do my daily writing only to discover my powercord was still at home.
So I go home to get it. And I fucking TRIP AND FALL in the middle of Something Street. My left elbow is scratched and of course I burst into tears, since all it takes is half a Magnetic Fields song to make me tear up these days. So I'm hobbling towards my house with leaves all over my sweater and a scratched elbow.
Ow.
My therapist hasn't called me back.
I am hating this thing called life these days. I'm so depressed, I don't even have the energy to bust on FXFY.
Posted by Zerd at March 13, 2008 02:56 PMThe rust-coloured Elements are also common up here, I don't think it has anything to do with the local school emblems.
Posted by: Dave at March 14, 2008 05:16 PM