Le maudit Mo D.

we have been called out on our cultural vices

The feverish thrills my people (white overeducated thirtyish types from the coasts/urban areas) are receiving at the vibrating hand of the website "Stuff White People Like" can now only be articulated via the super-self-conscious medium of blogging about how much the memes on the site apply to your life. Also, I am copying Swilkes.

# #93 Music Piracy

# #92 Book Deals Yes. My life will be meaningless if I don't get one. So there!

# #91 San Francisco

# #90 Dinner Parties

#89 St. Patrick's Day

#88 Having Gay Friends I love me some gay friends.

#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes

#86 Shorts I live in fucking TEXAS. It's hot here!

#85 The Wire (Nope. Couldn't get into it at all. I tried, though.)

#84 T-Shirts

#83 Bad Memories of High School (I actually liked my high school, where 80% of the students weren't white!)

#82 Hating Corporations

#81 Graduate School

#80 The Idea of Soccer

#79 Modern Furniture

#78 Multilingual Children

#77 Musical Comedy Could I be any more guilty on this one?

#76 Bottles of Water

#75 Threatening to Move to Canada

#74 Oscar Parties (fuck no. i loathe the oscars.)

#73 Gentrification LOVE IT!

#72 Study Abroad

#71 Being the only white person around

#70 Difficult Breakups

#69 Mos Def

#68 Michel Gondry

#67 Standing Still at Concerts

#66 Divorce (divorce sucks. Shit would have to get super-bad for me to divorce Bob. Fuck #66!)

#65 Co-Ed Sports

#64 Recycling

#63 Expensive Sandwiches

#62 Knowing What's Best for Poor People

#61 Bicycles (I'm too klutzy for bicycles)

#60 Toyota Prius

#59 Natural Medicine

#58 Japan (Bob likes Japan. I am ambivalent.)

#57 Juno (didn't see it)

#56 Lawyers

#55 Apologies

#54 Kitchen Gadgets

#53 Dogs

#52 Sarah Silverman (fuck no to this one)

#51 Living by the Water

#50 Irony (I'm a Coupland kid por vida!)

#49 Vintage -

#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops

#47 Arts Degrees (I thought about it for a while, but no)

#46 The Sunday New York Times

#45 Asian Fusion Food (why fusion? I was taught to eat at the authentic asian restaurants populated by actual asian persons.)

#44 Public Radio - (count me among the loser bitches who would totally do Ira Glass)

#43 Plays

#42 Sushi

#41 Indie Music Uh, yeah.

#40 Apple Products
Guilty.
#39 Netflix

#38 Arrested Development

#37 Renovations Yes, but I don't get off on talking about them. Our house is sort of dumpy!

#36 Breakfast Places -

#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report

#34 Architecture

#33 Marijuana

#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism -

#31 Snowboarding

#30 Wrigley Field

#29 80s Night

#28 Not having a TV

#27 Marathons

#26 Manhattan

#25 David Sedaris

#24 Wine

#23 Microbreweries

#22 Having Two Last Names

#21 Writer Workshops I sort of have to do this, though. I don't always enjoy it. Does that count for something?

#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture

#19 Traveling

#18 Awareness

#17 Hating their Parents

#16 Gifted Children I'm not having kids because if they weren't gifted, I would hate them

#15 Yoga I do yoga.

#14 Having Black Friends

#13 Tea - Delicious tea! Tea is my friend! (So is T-square!)

#12 Non-Profit Organizations

#11 Asian Girls

#10 Wes Anderson Movies I think I'll go watch Rushmore.

#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside -

#8 Barack Obama He got my primary vote!

#7 Diversity

#6 Organic Food

#5 Farmer's Markets I like our farmer's market but only go maybe once a month.

#4 Assists

#3 Film Festivals

#2 Religions their parents don't belong to

#1 Coffee
I am no connoisseur but I have been known to drink it, and I spend a lot of time in coffeehouses.

ONLY 38! Maybe I really am from C-Juana?!?!

Posted by Zerd at April 3, 2008 09:20 PM