As a member of the jiggly abdomen community, I wear Spanx-brand tights and "Higher Power Power Panties" to keep my midline trim without diet or exercise. I'm a big fan of the Spanx as are many similarly proportioned women. I was just sliding into my Power Panties to look my best for my 42-year-old birthday husband (not like he gives .25 of a shit about this) and got to thinking about the hole in the crotch of every pair of Spanx. I guess if I were on the dating scene, I'd have to think about such things. Revealing to one's evening date, should the date end up in the bedroom, that you were rocking the Spanx all night and having to remove them, revealing your ass and thigh flab, would be extremely embarrassing. Is the crotch hole there so you can access the girly goodies without, you know, taking off the Spanx? I'd be similarly embarrassed to request that I be fucked in my Spanx. Fortunately, I'm with Bob and don't have to face this harrowing situation. My heart goes out to my ladies who do.
Posted by Zerd at May 29, 2008 06:39 PM