August 10, 2008

cool, cool seattle

Going to a place that's nice and chilly
To hang with some ladies that are cool and silly
SEATTLE!
It's a beautiful place
SEATTLE!
Let it touch your face
SEATTLE!
Pack an umbrella just in case...

Going to a more merciful city
The heat index is never shitty
The trees are green and the sky is gray
Ballard is hipster and Capitol Hill is gay
SEATTLE!
Ride the Monorail!
SEATTLE!
Paul Allen will never fail!
SEATTLE!
What will this trip entail????

Well Austin is cool but it ain't the northeast
The hot summer heat is a murderous beast
So even though its with New England that I'm obsessed
I'm gonna pack it in and head for the northwest!
Pacific, that is!

The sushi's really yummy out on the Pacific Rim
Remember the Fastbacks? Your bartender's name is Kim
Savage is there to help with your blowing and your fucking
And Seattle's there to save you from your summer really sucking!

SEATTLE!
With Swilkes and D- Moe
SEATTLE!
Tomorrow it's time to go to
SEATTLE!
Where the friends are kind and true
If you're good to Seattle,
SEATTLE'S GOOD TO YOU!

No, the tourism board didn't pay me to write this, and no, I do not consider this to be my best work. I'm at a bar, I yoinked that out of my buttocks.

I look forward to seeing all the other Seattle-ites, like Margaret and Simone and the Wilkes Parents and K-Pat, too. A veritable jamboree of good people!

Posted by Zerd at August 10, 2008 10:20 PM
Comments

I used to go to Seattle once a year to visit friends. I loved it, and was *this* close to moving. I don't have friends there any more, so I don't have much reason to go, but I really miss it.

Posted by: Amy! at August 12, 2008 11:10 PM

I (heart) your pome.

Posted by: Jennifer LaSuprema at August 17, 2008 03:56 PM
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